Name: Ollie
Age: 8 months
Male / female: Male
Human friends name: Ian and Helen
When did you meet your Human friend and how was it?
I met Ian and Helen lots of times when I was very small. My Mama had an unplanned pregnancy as her human friend thought she had been 'fixed'- whatever that means! I had a happy time in Tony's restaurant with my mum and 3 littermates. Then I got kidnapped by Ian and Helen! It turns out that it wasn't such a bad thing after all and they are my best friends now. The cat tells me I have Stockholm syndrome and that I am retarded but I don't know what any of that means.
What is your favourite food?
I love chicken, but dog biscuits are rubbish. It's annoying when they mix them in with my chicken and rice, it takes ages to pick out the chicken and spit out the biscuits.
What makes you most happy?
This is a tough one. I love running, I am super-fast. I am probably the fastest dog in the world. I also love riding in the sidecar, digging on the beach, making new friends and playing with my adopted sister.
What do you like do to when you see your human friend coming back?
When I was little, I used to wet myself with excitement if my human friends came home, even after ten minutes. I used to do it when some of my other human friends came to visit too. Now I have that under control and I usually have my paw out ready to shake. Then I like to hold hands while the human friend rubs my chest and I stare adoringly into their eyes.
Do you like to go to the beach and get into the water?
I like paddling and digging but swimming isn't fun, I don't know what all the fuss is about really. If you are at the beach, take my advice, don't waste valuable time swimming when you can be searching for dead fish to roll on and torment your human friends with.
Do you have dog friends from the hood?
My best friend is Maya, she is my new little sister. I am bigger than her so I win all the games but she doesn't mind and is always up for a tug of war and a gentle play fight.
What is your most favourite Chilaxing spot?
I like to chillax on the cool kitchen floor in the day. In the evening, it's best to chillax on the balcony. I can rest my head over the side so it looks like I am guard-dogging when in actual fact, I am taking a sneaky nap ;)
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