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Banyan Closing Party


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Yes, it's actually happening. Banyan will be closing it's doors for good at the end of January, 2018. But not before the obvious debaucherous month of parties and property destruction.

We don't have too many detailed plans nailed down yet other than the final dates but we wanted to give everyone plenty of warning. Especially those you wanting to make it from abroad.

I would expect all of December and January to be filled with theme parties, live music, alcohol, DJ's, old friends, good food, Joss, reprobates, hangovers, day sessions, full frontal male nudity, fire, pond swimming, gravy wrestling, scrote shots, trips to the clinic, as well as some additional unimaginable horrors.

Keep an eye on this space and we'll be updating event details as we know about them. Spread the word and can't wait to see everyone for this momentous occasion.

On a somewhat related note: Everything must go! We have restaraunt supplies, fridges, dogs, kitchen sets, tables, a pool table, unruly farang staff, good Burmese staff, BBQ's, a T-shirt printing press, eskies, sound equipment, whole bunch of cuntomers, gas bottles, well made stools, dogs, chickens, fans, poorly made stools, bins, glasses, apartment furnishings, a very high end chicken hutch, lights, basically anything not nailed down and a number of things that are that will all be for sale in the coming months. If you or anyone you know is interested, please come speak to us to figure out some details.

24 Jan 12:00

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